Big Yellow Taxi: Airport Panic

You're the cabbie. The meter's running.

Big Yellow Taxi Co. presents AIRPORT PANIC — a lost classic from 1985 that somehow runs on your phone. You're the driver for St Andrews' finest taxi firm, parked (illegally, probably) at Edinburgh Airport arrivals with a booking card, a countdown, and a hall full of people who all look exactly the same.

Find your passenger. Quickly.

Each job gives you a name, a flight, and one magnificently vague clue — BLUE JACKET. Tap your way through the crowd, ask "Mr Johnson?" and enjoy answers like "Are you Uber?" and "Away an' bile yer heid." Wrong guesses cost you 5 seconds. The parking timer never stops. And when it hits zero, the overstay charges start eating your wages live on screen.

The hall gets dafter

American golfers with enormous clubs. Businessmen pacing on phones. Students who are never where they said. Families that multiply. Drunk Dave, who wasn't on any flight. Bigger crowds, identical jackets, two passengers with the same surname — and text messages from your fare that range from "I've landed" to the truly useless "I'm beside a sign."

Chunky pixel art, chequerboard trim, chiptune music, and dry Scottish humour throughout. Earn your fare, collect your tip, keep your five-star rating — and try to finish a shift where Edinburgh Airport parking doesn't take more than you made.