Version 2,
- Experience the full Monday morning story in the new Chapter 1
- Navigate your commute and face new challengers beyond the espresso machine
ROCK. PAPER. LIFE.
Every decision is a duel. Beat a furious coffee machine at Rock-Paper-Scissors to earn your morning cup.
What's new
Version 1,
- Welcome to ROCK. PAPER. LIFE., where every decision is a duel.
- Navigate an absurd universe and resolve your daily obstacles through combat.
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About ROCK. PAPER. LIFE.
ROCK. PAPER. LIFE is a free simulation game made with AI by @robert314, and you can play it right here in your browser.
ROCK. PAPER. LIFE. drops you into a world where everyday problems are settled through deadly serious Rock-Paper-Scissors showdowns. Your first opponent is a temperamental espresso machine with glaring red eyes, and it is standing between you and your Monday morning coffee.
Each encounter is a best-of-three duel. The opponent locks in its move before you choose, then you click ROCK, PAPER or SCISSORS. Draws do not count, and the first side to win two rounds takes the duel. Every lost round adds Stress. Let it reach 100 and you burn out before the day even starts.
The tone is deadpan comedy played with full anime intensity: a hooded hero squaring up against kitchen appliances, bold red, blue and yellow move icons, and a dark, clean interface. Hit Begin the Day, and restart as often as you need to win that coffee.